Dr. Peter Jones was Compromised. Millions gone due to lost customers and sales!
Holy cow, my website was hacked! The page shown here was illegally posted on my home page, offending millions of drpeterjones.com customers and sending the company stock price plummeting. It didn't even validate as XHTML transitional! I was losing business by the minute! Thanks to the guy who pointed it out. This deed was the work of BIOS, aka the “Brazilians Intruders 0f Systems”. This sinister organization of radical neo-fascist Brazilian computer hackers with poor English skills is bent on taking over the world, and will stop at nothing to get there. I knew something had to be done. I quickly sprang into action later that evening after checking to make sure Arby's and the mall were also safe. I notified the police, the RIAA and the ATF squad. The Brazilian authorities are investigating the matter and will help bring these perps to justice. As a final slap in the face, I changed all my pages back to normal, foiling their nefarious plans.
